turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

Should I use the sheer tights I have at the moment for my dick or make tattoo sleeves?

scarlet-ashes:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

I know us American’s give Canada a lot of shit but I’m seriously considering moving to Canada. 

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

interruptingpanda:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

I’m so impressed with that.

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

2,071,827 plays

petition to make this national anthem

ooooo shit

thararescizor:

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oooooo shit!!!!

Hello, friends! Are you crossplaying or considering dressing in drag?

dasvidaniya-anya:

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Would you like to learn how I turn from this

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Into this? Well, here’s a step by step tutorial on how I was taught to do my makeup for drag!

Disclaimer: I’m really sorry if you are a person of color and want to follow my steps. The basics will probably be the same, but the colors will most likely be different. I can’t say for sure, since I’ve only performed a few times and was taught only to do my own makeup, I haven’t gotten to see the process black or Hispanic (or any other ethnicity) kings go through, so I can’t be sure it’s all the same.

Also, any more experienced Kings are free to correct me if I get anything wrong. I’m still new and certainly still learning, plus all this is just from memory, so if I’m wrong, PLEASE let me know and I’ll fix this! This tutorial is also for me to look back at when the process isn’t fresh in my mind and I need it to be correct.

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yuusane:

Makoto CN: Itsuki

Haruka CN: Kery

adorabloodthirsti:

oh yeah, one of these!

part two

gottaluvgia-art:

I used to be so into this fandom

gottaluvgia-art:

I used to be so into this fandom