Jake’s mom is a total badass
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
I know us American’s give Canada a lot of shit but I’m seriously considering moving to Canada.
I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
I’m so impressed with that.
I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.
Would you like to learn how I turn from this
Into this? Well, here’s a step by step tutorial on how I was taught to do my makeup for drag!
Disclaimer: I’m really sorry if you are a person of color and want to follow my steps. The basics will probably be the same, but the colors will most likely be different. I can’t say for sure, since I’ve only performed a few times and was taught only to do my own makeup, I haven’t gotten to see the process black or Hispanic (or any other ethnicity) kings go through, so I can’t be sure it’s all the same.
Also, any more experienced Kings are free to correct me if I get anything wrong. I’m still new and certainly still learning, plus all this is just from memory, so if I’m wrong, PLEASE let me know and I’ll fix this! This tutorial is also for me to look back at when the process isn’t fresh in my mind and I need it to be correct.
Makoto CN: Itsuki
Haruka CN: Kery
I used to be so into this fandom