what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around fasterDUDE
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA
"can i borrow a pencil?"
*waits for dealer to text me first*
what if instead of blood but glitter
When you get your business it’s glitter and not blood
SO MUCH F*CKING GLITTER EVERYWHERE
there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by *gasp* different people! it’s revolutionary, ain’t it?
this is one of the cleverest things I have seen in sometime
✿♡rosy/summer blog,i follow back♡✿
my main cat trio
starting the 22nd im going to be eating olive garden every single day constantly
i will post a picture of every dish i eat. every single one. are you all fucking READY
okay but why
the mere existence of this pass is a challenge and i am not one to ignore a brutal challenge
At least New Girl gets it..