australian-government:

Australia is such a nice country if you overlook our corrupt government and how racist australians are and the hot weather and the dangerous animals and the huge insects that live there

therealsourpatchninja:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college


The witchcraft really would have been nice.

therealsourpatchninja:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

The witchcraft really would have been nice.

the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description
guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


Grandma’s Ghost

guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

t1psygnostalgic:

♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥/♥
alt version
Please send me a fruit?
  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

umbrellark:

Dedan, I think you need to learn the difference between a loving gaze and a death glare
A little something I cooked up for Valentines Day! Hope you’re all gorging yourselves on chocolate like I am!
Bonus:


thecompanionsdoctor:

dizzyondreams:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

hiatusisso2yearsago:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

stumpxvx:

dont u hate it when its nine in the afternoon but ur eyes are just normal sized

I’ve seen this post three times on my dash and i still cant fucking figure out what it means is it like some secret code. are 22,000+ of you in a secret society????? what the fuck is going on?????

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some more gems:

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this post just gets better and better

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gunmetals:

you know that one tumblr powerpoint someone made a few months ago about satiation slowly changing the way you perceive humor until at some point you transcend humor altogether and someday we as a society will find only magnified jpeg images of hank hill with the words WEED printed over it hilarious?

i feel like i understand that now. i feel like this is it, this photoset is the surreal, nonsensical apex we are collectively inching towards. it’s vague and incomprehensible and even kind of threatening, but it’s as inevitable as the heat death of the universe and all we can do is submit ourselves to it

lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

lordofthenerdsandfandoms:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

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If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

vanillabun:

crushes man

vanillabun:

crushes man