turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 


ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects

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snarkbender:

these dolls, man.

in both cases, they’re a rare example of a doll w/light brown skin from the company that makes them, rarer still that they have brown/black hair & dark brown eyes—but both are also in stereotypical “Gener-Indian” outfits, and the Petite Blythe has the questionable “Indian” name of “Little Running Deer”. 

can’t these folks make brown dolls w/dark hair & eyes w/o putting them in offensively stereotypical costumes?

in both cases, I’m considering adding them to my collection, and in both cases I’d change them out of their silly costumes & put them in some more modern fashions. 


mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies


(Source: vinegod)


yuropyon:

It was a matter of time


(Source: novitas99)


vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP


faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face


Idina Menzel - Elsa has sex for the first time
650,091 plays!

lacigreen:

onthewing:

anxietyblogger:

dengarde:

I was collecting the voice files from Disney Infinity when I noticed that Elsa’s are arranged and performed in a rather…amusing way.

Performed by Idina Menzel herself

im crying

What the fuck

???? uuuummmmm


102 years ago today, Rose let go.

bromoyed:

sheikofthesheikah:

theparttimemisanthrope:

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fuck off you are not fucking funny.

1500 people died the ice rink in nova scotia was filled with recovered bodies that grieving families had to come in and identify